The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe

There were many who wanted more endings for The Stanley Parable.
We explained to them that the site was not in need of more content, that it was perfectly fine as it was and that it already had the perfect number of endings.
What a sorry sack of lies that was.
It was clear to us. We knew it were lying however we made it up anyway. This shame has affected our lives for a long time.
There’s no longer.
It is time to correct it and release our shame. We’ll share our guilt with you so that you’re not ashamed. We’re fed up with it.
From the deceivers who created the award-winning Indie game The Stanley Parable comes The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, an expansion to The Stanley Parable that includes added content, greater endings and more fun adventures for the two best friends Stanley and The Narrator. Coming to PC and consoles later in 2019.
Deliciously spiced with the bitter remorse of having deceived so many loyal fans for many years.
But seriously, this time is over. It’s done.